Now it’s time for dem #homemade crêpes
Dat grilled chicken and chilli halloumi salad for dinner tho.
My parents have had this plate up in their hallway for 22 years. It’s weird.
When people say my eyes are blue #AbsolutelyNot #Whatcolourareyoureyes
The banger of a game from year 8 IT lessons’ first full release #Trials.
So after giving up smoking for 4 months, I went back to it for a month. Now I’m trying to give up again and I haven’t had a cigarette for 3 days and I’m ready to punch a child in the face.
Went to petsathome for the lols.
Of course not. Outside of a relationship, having sex often isn’t that important to me.
The one benefit this bed does have is that it doesn’t squeak or make any noise when you bounce on it.
Now I’ve just gotta trick an innocent girl into having sex with me in it.
There was a lot of anger and a lot of tears but I finished making this stupid fucking flat pack piece of shit Swedish IKEA cunt of a bed. #AlwaysRemember